mormondad:

*touches boiling water* yup this feels around 200 degrees

kiddwaynejohnson:

me in grade 2: No way am I smoking ever dude I heard you can get cancer from one pack

me now: 

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smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

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vvebkinz:

mr steal yo mechanical pencil

(via beyoncebeytwice)

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ferretdog:

i wonder what r kelly is doing right this second

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