--> cawyer cawyer
  • iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
  • me: chill

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via beyoncebeytwice)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when i’m showing people around my house for the first time i’ll fuck with em. say “thats the kitchen” when it’s the bathroom. some people say im crazy but hell that’s just my personality.

(via rosaparking)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via 2chainzismyfather)

grinderman2:

girl: come over
me: not tonight bae
girl: i have propane
me:

(via officialkirstie)

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

image

(Source: heteroh, via officialkirstie)